Blame The BlackBerry Data Outage On @NanPalmero’s Lack Of Sensitivity! [Humor]

by Mauricio 136 views0


Yesterday’s BlackBerry data outage that RIM just confirmed and fixed got a world of BlackBerry users angry. I just found out that it wasn’t RIM’s fault at all…it was my buddy @NanPalmero‘s!

Yesterday, BlackBerry and I experienced a little turmoil in our relationship. I want to go on record right here, right now and apologize to the millions of people that experienced an outage due to my foolish mistake. Yesterday, BlackBerry came to me wearing a new pair of jeans that she had seen Lady Gaga wearing. For the record, @LadyGaga haunts my nightmares, she is often there, stealing my organs after @Pink has cold clocked me. Anyhow, BlackBerry came by the office to show me her new jeans and asked me the question every man dreads hearing “do I look fat in these jeans?” Not thinking clearly and having my truthful and analytical hat on, I slowly drew my eyes away from my computer screen, she turned around, I turned my head sideways like my dog Clunkers does when he’s confused and responded “yes, yes you do.” STUPID MISTAKE. She looked at me with fire in her eyes, the way she does from time to time (studies show she’s happy about 99% of the time) and said “you’re paying for this one and all your nerdy friends will too.” CRAP. I knew what that meant.

Although it was Nan’s fault, you can’t blame him for being honest. I hope that put a smile on your face 😀 especially after yesterday’s outage.